Core-Pon

The Core-Pon are a mix of Patapon and Portal 2. They represent the the four Cores found on Portal 2 when fighting with WheatDOS (Wheatley with the GLaDOS' body).

PowersEdit

Spacecore-PonEdit

• Extremely fast
• VERY obsessed with Space

Factcore-PonEdit

• Can kill the opponent with its boring facts
• Can turn invisible for 5 seconds

Adventurecore-PonEdit

• Extremely tough
• Very brave
• Can kill the opponent telling him/her with his War Stories

Wheatley-PonEdit

• The boss of the Quarteto
• Very fast
• Can spread Deadly Neurotoxin
• Can turn enemies into a Potato Battery
• Can throw bombs

QuotesEdit

Spacecore-PonEdit

• "SPAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
• "Wanna go space, need to see it all"
• "So much space, need to see it all"
• "What's your favourite thing about space? Mine is space."
• "Space? SPACE!"

Factcore-PonEdit

We lost count of these quotes by 82.

• "You're in danger now"
• "Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was casted into the bowels of the Earth and pecked by birds"
• "The Sun is 333.000 times larger then the Earth"
• "Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
• "The square root of rope is string."
• "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
• "Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitus."
• "Pants were invented in the 16th century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
• "The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64."
• "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
• "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
• "In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
• "Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long."
• "Raseph, the Semetic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
• "The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General."
• "Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
• "Rats cannot throw up."
• "Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes."
• "Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters."
• "The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
• "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
• "The Sun is 330,330 times the size of Earth."
• "The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros living in captivity is 15 years."
• "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
• "Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
• "Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
• "The Moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
• "The billionth digit of pi is nine."
• "If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mneumonic device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
• "A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds."
• "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
• "Honey does not spoil."
• "The average adult human body contains half a pound of salt."
•  "A nanosecond lasts one-billionth of a second."
• "According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
• "China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
• "Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
• "Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
• "Roman toothpaste was made with urine. Urine is an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
• "The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
• "The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
• "The Mexican-American War ended in 1838 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo."
• "In 1879, Sandford Fleming first produced the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
• "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
• "At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
• "Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have 100 different words for snow. They do, however, have 234 words for fudge."
• "In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
• "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
• "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth at 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."

And LOTS of them more...

Adventurecore-PonEdit

• "'Sup? Name's Max, so what? Are we going to punch some bad guys?"
• "Can you give me a better weapon than THAT?"
• "This...is...PATAPON!"
• "Punch him right in the face! With the lemons!" (Easter egg)
• "I'm black belt at Karate, you know?"
• "Are you joking?That one was so easy..."

Wheatley-PonEdit

• "I need MORE POWER!"
• "I'd better go polishing my bombs" (when dead)
• "Good Luck, you'll need it"
• "I can't get over how small are you!"
• "Do you want to die...or I better turn you into a Potato?"
• "Move you stupid Core-Pons!" (When the team does not move)
• "God dammit! You weren't created for dying you moron!"(When someone dies)
• "Well, well, well... Okay I'm dead." (When the enemy is a bunch more powerful that him)